Quick Rundown : my name is austin I am your friendly cashier at a walgreens in Chicago.

Okay so today, I am working the late shift so I’m just getting all of the freaks in here. A woman comes in. She is big, black, and apparently thinks her shit doesn’t stink. But due to the fact that I could smell her from across the counter, there is no way in hell her shit does not emit odor. Now, I rang up her $0.99 cookies. As I was doing this she is losing patience. Probably becuase she wanted to max the cookies ASAP. But I finished ringing her boxed generic walgreens oreos and told her what her total was. This woman, in front of me reaches down her shirt into her cleavage, which could have swallowed me whole, and pulls out a few one dollar bills. Pause. Now knowing that I am a cashier you can assume I have to touch money. A lot of it. And I wash my hands often. But never in my days have I ever seen a woman this big pull money our of her bra. Which isn’t that bad I am sure plenty of women do it. But when you bust your bills out right in front of the person who needs to touch the cash that is a little bit tacky. Pause. Correction it is a little bit tacky but mainly, nasty as hell.

I mean really, do I come into your job buy some stuff and then rub my balls with a 20 dollar bill before I hand it to you? FUCK NO!

Oh and then, this dude comes in buys a soda and is 25 cents short. I tell him politely that he is 25 cents short. He looks at me and goes, “So?”. I wish I was in a movie. Becuase at this point I would have looked at the camera and said “So you can’t have this soda assclown. ” But since its real life I said “Sir you cannot have the soda without paying this required 25 cents.”. He throws a hissy fit and walks out.

Honestly, I just should have whooped that dudes ass.

Damn you, ignorant ass walgreens shoppers. Damn you to hell.

Does anybody else deal with this shit at work?