Okay once again, I am a cashier at Walgreens in Chicago, IL.

Now if you read my blog often you know that I meet some stupid people at Walgreens. I posted a few weeks ago about a guy who was short .25 cents short for his item. This guy comes in again, since he was such a shithead last time I remembered him. So this mother fucker has the audacity to come up to my register with a pop. I ring up the pop and say “$2.03 is going to be your total today.” Before I can ask him if he wants a bag, he is like “IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE TWO FOR THREE!”. So I had to break it down to him that a lot of the deals in Walgreens don’t give you an actual discount unless you buy two sodas. Since he had one he was not getting a discount. So he is like “Well, I only have two dollars.” So he pulls 8 quarters out of his pocket and stares at me.

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Look mother fucker, don’t get an attitude with me because you have no money. 1) I just work here I don’t make the deals. 2) I should knock your dumbass, cockeyed, bottlecap glasses wearing, 5 foot 4 Gary Coleman looking ass the fuck out. 3) I’m about to be an asshole to you.

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I say, “Look man, you are in here all the time and you are always short, you need to pay the full price.” By this time a line is forming behind him. He says, “ITS THREE CENTS!” I just reply with “Sorry”. He gets mad and starts to storm out of the store with his money like a little bitch. Before he even takes a breathe of fresh air from the outside he whips around rushes to the counter cutting the woman in line behind him and says, “Hey man I found two cents!”  As if this was going to solve the situation. By this time all of his coins are back on the counter and he is staring at me once again. Since this dude has been an asshole since day one I respond in a sarcastic tone, “Do you have the other cent?”  He throws his arms into the air, and says “WELL FUCK IT THEN!” grabs his change and storms out.

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Honestly, fuck that guy. If you want to come into a place to purchase something. Purchase it, full price, or with a coupon. You think I get 3 cents off of everything I buy? No. Do I roll up to  a wendys drive thru and ask for some fries but only want to pay $0.50. No. I pay for what I would like. So here is my tip to you Mr. ILookLikeAFuckedUpGaryColeman. Get a fucking job.

Some people man I swear.